What Are We Missing?

There was a cool skit performed by two of the New Zealand America’s Cup commentators last night.

It had the two of them sitting at a table discussing the America’s Cup so far. I have paraphrased below.

What country holds the America’s Cup?
Switzerland

What is the main nationality on the Swiss Cup Holders boat, Alinghi?
New Zealand

Where is the America’s Cup being held?
Valencia, Spain

How many American teams are in the Cup?
One, Team Oracle BMW Racing

Who skippers the American team?
Chris Dickson, New Zealand

What is required for America’s Cup racing?
A Boat

And?
Sea

And?
A Team

And?
Sails

And?
Wind

What Are We Missing?
Wind

Quite ironically we had wind and sailing the day they aired this.